Fauna Worryer

Kim's off at Cubs so I thought I'd go for a run while he's learning how to burn down the woods (is it really sensible to teach a bunch of 9 year olds 'fire-craft' - for all arsonists in the making!). About half way through my jaunt these lovely mushrooms caught my eye, so I stopped to look at them. While I was away with the fairies, wondering whether they're edible, I heard a screeching from above.... I warily looked up to discover NOT Mrs Buzzard, as you may have thought, but Mrs Squirrel who was becoming increasingly demented the longer I stood there. Not fancying her kamikaze-ing on to my head from such a great height, I moved off pronto.

I'm now considering making myself a badge: Fauna Worryer. Any other suggestions gratefully received.